Who is The Perfect Bad Mummy?

I’m a wife and a mother of two infuriating but (lucky for them) amazingly cute boys.  I used to do Marketing, now I do writing.  I used to strive to be perfect at everything I do, then I realised that there is no perfect way to deal with projectile vomit, pooh on your jeans or weetabix on your new wallpaper.

I like to cook, write, run, paint, shop and decorate.  I love Gin, Wine, Chocolate, Pizza, Curry, and Yorkshire pudding.  Oh. Okay.  If you know me the Gin & Wine should be the first things mentioned on this paragraph.

I don’t class myself as particularly interesting and exciting, but a few people mentioned (namely Louise) that I should write a blog after following my constant stream of Facebook posts.

This blog is here to make you laugh.  I really hope it does.

P.S. If you’re an agent or publisher please contact me if you could Fix it For Me to be a published Author.  You don’t have to be called Jim.

 

 

6 thoughts on “Who is The Perfect Bad Mummy?

  1. You’re definitely interesting enough, but more to the point funny enough for us other mummies to read, laugh and relate to! Keep it up, I will be an avid fan

  2. I hear you Ms. Lady! Good luck with the writing and don’t let your boys keep you from taking it further. I have 3 boys and have been a stay at home daddy so I can understand what your talking about. Take care.

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